March 2012
Reblog if you have a fantastic vagina.
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
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I thought this week was going to be great; I obviously spoke too soon.
Reading for Fun: What drama! What adventure! Oh, there is no pleasure equal to that of reading the miracle of the novel-to experience such joys and sorrows at the hands of a paperback is truly one of the great pleasures this life has to offer. If I could do nothing but read for the rest of my life, truly, I would be content.
Reading for Class: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE WORDS!
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I'm done.
I am so tired of trying to help people and getting treated like shit for doing so. All I wanted to do what fix everything and for everyone to be happy but it seems as if that won’t ever happen. I guess we weren’t as good of friends as I thought. Real friends don’t do this shit to each other.
Mirror: You look actually kind of cute today.
Camera: LOL.
February 2012
